No matter how
much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
Kittens chewing on my hair
Kittens climbing up my jeans
Kittens hanging from the screens
There's a kitten on each shoulder
Will they do this when they're older?
fighting on the chairs
Kittens tumbling down the stairs
There's a kitten on my head
There's a kitten in the bread!
There's a kitten in my shoe
I don't believe we have just two!
A kitten is the
most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes
gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all,
and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances
sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal.