All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From My Cat

The King's Advisor by C.H. Morgan

Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
If you're not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over several expensive lamps.
Make your mark in the world or at least spray each corner.
When you go out into the world, remember:
being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

Author Unknown

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The King's Advisor used with permission of the artist, C.H. Morgan